Trump brought candy to try and bribe Schumer and Pelosi, but, they didn’t want to play ring around the rosy with Donald the Dandy,

So he stormed out and ran for the border to see if Obrador might have a change of heart and they could make a new start to fund the wall; ‘It’s humanitarian, after all’.

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